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SyntaxHighLighter

Ich habe eben den SyntaxHighLighter von Alex Gorbatchev eingebunden. Man bindet lediglich die dazugehörigen Scripte in die Seite ein und platziert seine Codes in einem <pre class=”brush: php;”>.

< ?php

/**

* PHPoem 

* Work Efficiency Agent 

*

* @author Kasper Skårhøj 

*/

// Set environment:

$wifeStatus=”Not home this week”;

$workMode=”extended”;

initWeekAtWork($wifeStatus,$workMode);

// Initialize settings

ignore_friends_calling(1);

tapeAllEpisodesOfFriends(1);

enablePlaylistWithChristianMusic(1);

// Check conditions

checkCoffeeInKitchen();

checkSupplyOfNonsmellySocks();

$weekdays = explode(”,”, “monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday,friday”);

foreach ($weekdays as $day) {

  // New morning:

  echo “Talk to God first, Kasper.”;

  if ($HTTP_GET_VARS[”statement”]==”I’ll do that later”) {

     echo “OK, that’s your choise, 

     but you know how important that is.”;

  }

  doProgramming(); 

  // Check environment during morning

  if (missWife()==true) 

     echo “You cannot see her yet. Must wait to end of week.”;

  if (sunShinesAndWhetherIsGreat(”outside”)) 

     echo “You are not on holiday yet!”;

  doProgramming(); 

  // Require resources

  $food = mysql_query(”

   SELECT FROM refridgerator 

   WHERE eatable AND expiredate NOT < ".time()." 

   LIMIT 1");

   if (mysql_num_rows($food)) {

      consumeIt ("10 minutes max");

   else

      callPizzaDelivery("4: Margarita", "+gorgonzola");

   doProgramming(); 

   // Check physical body state

   payAttentionToHandsAndBack();

   if(handsHurtingDueToUseOfKeyboard()==true) {

      ignore(1);

   }

   // Checking overflow

   if (! willThisEverEnd("?")){

   if (maxExecutionTimeNotSet()) 

      die("Fatal error: Could not complete your request.");

   }

   // Set clockradio 3 hours from current time

   sleep(60*60*3);

} // end day

// I haven't implemented this function yet. 

// It should fit in somewhere above, but I couldn't find time to do it.

// Maybe thats the key to the solution?

function takeTimeOf() {

  echo "

     Call a friend, go to the parks or rollerskate down to the harbour. 

     Don't forget to surprise your wife today, you know she loves it! 

     Be her servant, Kasper! 

     Did you open your Bible today? 

     Did you put this day in the hands of Jesus?

  ";

}

/*

* If you have any comments, find any bugs 

* or have suggestions to changes, please email me.

* Maybe you have struggled with scripts like this yourself?

*/

?>

von: Kasper’s Korner

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